Craigory

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Bitter, always rude and grumpy towards others. Usually has no sense of humour.

Me - "Was the test hard?"
Craigory - "Yes, you'll fail. Have fun! You'll be taking the course again next year"
Me - "That's rude! Can't you be a little suportive?"
Craigory - "Okay, you'll fail with flying colors. Happy?"
Me - "Ugh! You're always so bitter and rude!"

Craigory by KennerKids March 16, 2011

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Craigory

A man with one testicle, some say he lost the other one in a divorce while others say he beat cancer. Craigory is a funny Cuban dude with a big heart despite missing a nut.

Yo, did you see Craigory walking around with his one nut? That dudes funny.

Craigory by Danabolic March 11, 2023

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Craigory • Mc Craigory • creigory • Craigery Owens • craigor • Craigorey • Stickey Craigery

craigory

a 26 year old war criminal with major depressive disorder who wont stfu about his dead wife and refuses to get a therapist

1: craigory is crying over his dead wife again...
2: thats too bad, he refuses to get therapy.
3: to craigory MURDERER!

craigory by boone stan February 7, 2020

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Mc Craigory

A person or creature possessing unnatural or God-like power

He was a Mc Craigory.

Mc Craigory by Ifyoulikethatyouwilllovethis November 26, 2010

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Craigery Owens

Lead singer of post-hardcor band CHIODOS.
lives in Rochester Hills, Michigan and is known for being the hottest guy alive! Everyone wants his bod!

Craigery Owens signed my belt yesterday at the Chiodos concert!

Craigery Owens by cobrapurplelover :) June 2, 2009

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Stickey Craigery

When a males penis is inserted into a sticky vagina his member becomes sticky and then the female partner sucks her vagina stank off his penis while yelling "Oh Craig"

DAYYYMM BOIII that stickey craigery u got last night could be heard all the way to VaChina ;)

Stickey Craigery by Kristen Gommol January 16, 2008

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Craigorey

The most amazing man on the planet. He has a heart of gold and an amazing smile, even though he doesn't think so. He has the uncanny ability to make you smile and laugh. He will do anything for the people he cares about. Although he is very stubborn and has a manly exterior, he has a sensitive side. He's gorgeous without a doubt. He is extremely hard working, but knows how to have fun and let out his inner child. Whoever marries him will be the luckiest girl in the world.

Guy- I love you...
Girl- I love you too!
Guy- ...Will you marry me?
Girl- I couldn't imagine my life without you Craigorey.

Craigorey by smokeysky November 12, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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