Craigory

Bitter, always rude and grumpy towards others. Usually has no sense of humour.

Me - "Was the test hard?"
Craigory - "Yes, you'll fail. Have fun! You'll be taking the course again next year"
Me - "That's rude! Can't you be a little suportive?"
Craigory - "Okay, you'll fail with flying colors. Happy?"
Me - "Ugh! You're always so bitter and rude!"

by KennerKids March 16, 2011

Craigory

A man with one testicle, some say he lost the other one in a divorce while others say he beat cancer. Craigory is a funny Cuban dude with a big heart despite missing a nut.

Yo, did you see Craigory walking around with his one nut? That dudes funny.

by Danabolic March 11, 2023

craigory

a 26 year old war criminal with major depressive disorder who wont stfu about his dead wife and refuses to get a therapist

1: craigory is crying over his dead wife again...
2: thats too bad, he refuses to get therapy.
3: to craigory MURDERER!

by boone stan February 7, 2020

Mc Craigory

A person or creature possessing unnatural or God-like power

He was a Mc Craigory.

by Ifyoulikethatyouwilllovethis November 26, 2010

Craigery Owens

Lead singer of post-hardcor band CHIODOS.
lives in Rochester Hills, Michigan and is known for being the hottest guy alive! Everyone wants his bod!

Craigery Owens signed my belt yesterday at the Chiodos concert!

by cobrapurplelover :) June 2, 2009

Stickey Craigery

When a males penis is inserted into a sticky vagina his member becomes sticky and then the female partner sucks her vagina stank off his penis while yelling "Oh Craig"

DAYYYMM BOIII that stickey craigery u got last night could be heard all the way to VaChina ;)

by Kristen Gommol January 16, 2008

Craigorey

The most amazing man on the planet. He has a heart of gold and an amazing smile, even though he doesn't think so. He has the uncanny ability to make you smile and laugh. He will do anything for the people he cares about. Although he is very stubborn and has a manly exterior, he has a sensitive side. He's gorgeous without a doubt. He is extremely hard working, but knows how to have fun and let out his inner child. Whoever marries him will be the luckiest girl in the world.

Guy- I love you...
Girl- I love you too!
Guy- ...Will you marry me?
Girl- I couldn't imagine my life without you Craigorey.

by smokeysky November 12, 2010