craigisha 

Craigisha’s are smart, generous, and kind people. Wouldn’t hesitate to do anything for someone they love. Beautiful people with a gentle soul. Very sexy, romantic, and sometimes stubborn. Name stand for peace and uniqueness being different from the rest is important. These are very stand out-ish people.

Craigisha’s beautiful brown eyes were gazing into the sun light as I snapped a picture.

craigisha by Craigisha November 21, 2021

craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.

a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.

craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012

craigsadick 

a very serious condition in which a gayboy called craig wont share his biscuits!!

ronan/ruaridh: craig can i have a biscuit?

craig: no!! fuck off guys i paid 69p for them!!

ronan/ruaridh: damb craigsadick

craigsadick by Jack Fraser Macdonald July 11, 2011

craigisim 

A religion practiced by fans of the characters Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker from south park

Craigist's do not practice particular prayers or enforce certain rules, it is just a group of bored people wanting something to do with their lives.

Trevor: "I'm a Christian, what's your religion?"
"I believe in craigisim"

craigisim by PixelKat February 19, 2023

Craigism 

Craigism /'Craəgısəm/: a singular word ment to have humour derived from it that is expressed in a loud manner repetitively. It is often accompanied by a sound such as "YAW".

When you use Craigisms you descend into a trylodyte " YAW YEEEET" "CHIONA"

Craigism by chionachio February 11, 2018

craigspam

Spam you get from assholes on Craigslist who think everyone who posts classifieds for items on the site is broke and selling their stuff for quick cash. So, just like on every other medium, they try to sell you crap like debt consolidation or they try an give you viruses to harvest your personal data.

This would be an example of craigspam...I got this when I tried to sell some college textbooks for the same price I got them for.

"
RE: Yahoo auto response

You don't have to sell this so cheap...

I used to sell stuff on CL just like you were doing to pay my bills. I ended up
realizing a lot of people get ripped off, its over-all NOT SAFE anymore to meet
people from craigslist. A friend of mine told me about an amazing website and
said I should check it out so I did. I made about 4000$ last month. Right now
I'm making more than I was at my regular job. If you want to try it visit
(website URL that probably has the word google in it followed by crap like success or paid me)

If you want help getting started let me know.

"

This makes me want to scream--FUCK YOU COMPUTER BITCH!!!

craigspam by yaheli2532 April 12, 2010

craigsaw 

A saw for drilling Craig holes. Usually used on a drill for drilling gloryholes.

The young electrician used his Craigsaw for drilling gloryholes at work to make it easy for him to Galull.

craigsaw by Angry Stockholder June 3, 2019