Craigfish 

A one of a kind fish that only one person in the world has successfully caught. Her name is N.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CRAIGFISH!!!

Craigfish by Craigfish October 21, 2013

craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.

a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.

craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012

Craigtissimo 

1) exceeding the capacity and capibility of a musical instrument
2) playing exceedingly loud and somewhat blasting while doing so
3) a new dynamic that exceedes all others in a destructive manner.

Trumpets, play out, but no Craigtissimo

Craigtissimo by The offender433 October 18, 2018

crawfishing 

Backing out of a commitment or situation, especially when it doesn't go your way.

As a crawfish walks backwards when threatened or attacked.

crawfishing by Brad Watkins September 9, 2003

Crawfishpussy

Girl with a vagina so smelly it lingers on your dick or fingers for days after.

Dude I sex with this girl 4 days ago and I still smell her pussy on my fingers. Reply Man: that bitch had CrawfishPussy!!!

Crawfishpussy by MrR3alityCHK July 24, 2011

Crayfish 

An all mighty being of pure chaos

Oh god its a fucking crayfish

Crayfish by MuchCrayfish909 August 16, 2019

Spill the Crawfish 

When someone tells a bad joke with or without thinking about it.

Guys, I'm going to spill the crawfish!

Man, you just spilled the crawfish.

Spill the Crawfish by Two Geese in a Pod July 24, 2023