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Craigtissimo 

1) exceeding the capacity and capibility of a musical instrument
2) playing exceedingly loud and somewhat blasting while doing so
3) a new dynamic that exceedes all others in a destructive manner.
Trumpets, play out, but no Craigtissimo
Craigtissimo by The offender433 October 18, 2018
The instant feeling of euphoria one experiences during and immediately after a bowel movement.
Intensity of the Crapgasim and vary from person to person and is sometimes, but not always, in direct relation to the volume and density of the load.
Sighs, moans, and giggles are common side effects the Crapgasim.
"Did you hear Andy in there?" "Guy must be having one hell of a Crapgasim"
Crapgasim by Johhny 5 December 31, 2007

Craigism 

Craigism /'Craəgısəm/: a singular word ment to have humour derived from it that is expressed in a loud manner repetitively. It is often accompanied by a sound such as "YAW".
When you use Craigisms you descend into a trylodyte " YAW YEEEET" "CHIONA"
Craigism by chionachio February 11, 2018

Craigasm 

The amazing feeling that someone gets when listening to Craig Mabbit. It is as satisfying as an orgasm.
hellz yeah! I had a total craigasm!

Craigsmaritan 

A person, who goes out of their way for others, to post an ad on craigslist of an item of some sort that they found lying in an alley or in the street somewhere.
James: "Hey, mike. Let me read you this free computer monitor/fax/copier ad I found on craigslist. It says, 'Just spotted computer monitors and copy/fax machine in ally at chicago and bishop st. behind the Noble Grape pick up if wanted.'"
Mike: "Now that's a true Craigsmaritan!"
Craigsmaritan by conyeje2 November 28, 2009

Craigism 

to worship the hentai everyday, every hour, every minute, and every seconds for the rest of your live
Jordan getting hard because of Craigism
Craigism by Steve job's September 7, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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