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craigisim 

A religion practiced by fans of the characters Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker from south park

Craigist's do not practice particular prayers or enforce certain rules, it is just a group of bored people wanting something to do with their lives.
Trevor: "I'm a Christian, what's your religion?"
"I believe in craigisim"
craigisim by PixelKat February 19, 2023
Words you can keep

Craigtissimo 

1) exceeding the capacity and capibility of a musical instrument
2) playing exceedingly loud and somewhat blasting while doing so
3) a new dynamic that exceedes all others in a destructive manner.
Trumpets, play out, but no Craigtissimo
Craigtissimo by The offender433 October 18, 2018
The instant feeling of euphoria one experiences during and immediately after a bowel movement.
Intensity of the Crapgasim and vary from person to person and is sometimes, but not always, in direct relation to the volume and density of the load.
Sighs, moans, and giggles are common side effects the Crapgasim.
"Did you hear Andy in there?" "Guy must be having one hell of a Crapgasim"
Crapgasim by Johhny 5 December 31, 2007

Craigism 

Craigism /'Craəgısəm/: a singular word ment to have humour derived from it that is expressed in a loud manner repetitively. It is often accompanied by a sound such as "YAW".
When you use Craigisms you descend into a trylodyte " YAW YEEEET" "CHIONA"
Craigism by chionachio February 11, 2018

Craigasm 

The amazing feeling that someone gets when listening to Craig Mabbit. It is as satisfying as an orgasm.
hellz yeah! I had a total craigasm!

Craigsmaritan 

A person, who goes out of their way for others, to post an ad on craigslist of an item of some sort that they found lying in an alley or in the street somewhere.
James: "Hey, mike. Let me read you this free computer monitor/fax/copier ad I found on craigslist. It says, 'Just spotted computer monitors and copy/fax machine in ally at chicago and bishop st. behind the Noble Grape pick up if wanted.'"
Mike: "Now that's a true Craigsmaritan!"
Craigsmaritan by conyeje2 November 28, 2009

Craigism 

to worship the hentai everyday, every hour, every minute, and every seconds for the rest of your live
Jordan getting hard because of Craigism
Craigism by Steve job's September 7, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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