craigspam

Spam you get from assholes on Craigslist who think everyone who posts classifieds for items on the site is broke and selling their stuff for quick cash. So, just like on every other medium, they try to sell you crap like debt consolidation or they try an give you viruses to harvest your personal data.

This would be an example of craigspam...I got this when I tried to sell some college textbooks for the same price I got them for.

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RE: Yahoo auto response

You don't have to sell this so cheap...

I used to sell stuff on CL just like you were doing to pay my bills. I ended up
realizing a lot of people get ripped off, its over-all NOT SAFE anymore to meet
people from craigslist. A friend of mine told me about an amazing website and
said I should check it out so I did. I made about 4000$ last month. Right now
I'm making more than I was at my regular job. If you want to try it visit
(website URL that probably has the word google in it followed by crap like success or paid me)

If you want help getting started let me know.

"

This makes me want to scream--FUCK YOU COMPUTER BITCH!!!

by yaheli2532 April 12, 2010

crispamobiaphobia

An irrational fear of crisps and other potato products.

Don't give those quavers to Chloe she has crispamobiaphobia!

by RoshanW July 5, 2012

craigslumming

Using craigslists personal ads to chase girls several rungs down the social ladder. Guys typically go craigslumming while out of town on a business trip. If one's willing to set his sights low, craigslumming can improve his odds tremendously.

Recently divorced, I had a weekend stay over in Houston. Bored and horney, I trolled craigslist ads, and found some craigslist girls. - the usual 60 pound overweight, lonely, depressed chics. I brought one to an Astros game, and expensed a dinner for both of us at an Outback Steakhouse. Thanks to craigslumming, I was able to close an ice-house with her, get laid, crash at her Cannelview (seedy suburb) dive apartment - a craigslumming success.

by Big Bad Jim Powell June 9, 2011

craigsadick

a very serious condition in which a gayboy called craig wont share his biscuits!!

ronan/ruaridh: craig can i have a biscuit?

craig: no!! fuck off guys i paid 69p for them!!

ronan/ruaridh: damb craigsadick

by Jack Fraser Macdonald July 11, 2011

Craigsplain

Continuing to tell a story in a overly dramatic fashion after the audience has acknowledged they know the story and its key points

I let him know that I heard the story a hundred times but that didn't dissuade him from Craigsplaining away

by BeanDipTheBand February 2, 2022

craigsaw

A saw for drilling Craig holes. Usually used on a drill for drilling gloryholes.

The young electrician used his Craigsaw for drilling gloryholes at work to make it easy for him to Galull.

by Angry Stockholder June 3, 2019

Crispamobiaphobia

The irrational fear or being uncomfortable around crisps and or other potato products

Bethany is scared of crisps, she has never eaten on in her life as she has Crispamobiaphobia

by Tyler Rennie December 10, 2019