craction 

crack action. when you display your butt crack in really low cut bottoms. this is most common in trashy girls, fat chicks, and when pants are too small. common side effects include people yelling crack attack! small children running away, loss of job, loosing pants, looking ugly.

guy 1 : "dude!, did you see that craction?!?!"
guy 2 : "yeah! ew, crack attack much!"

craction by ShanayNay Quan February 27, 2009

craction 

A hopefully unintentional display of buttcrack. See also "hillbilly cleavage" and "plumber's smile".

"Yo, Steve - nice craction you're flexing there. Now I see where you store your extra pens."

craction by The Evil Steve August 23, 2006

craction 

A contraction of 'crew' and 'action'. When one chills with his or her crew.

"Man, I want some damn craction cause I been so bored."

craction by Boscrangles July 9, 2005

Craction 

To succeed at seducing another person into anal sexual activity

Rob says to Tom - I heard there was heaps of craction at Shandula’s party last night?

Craction by Gaivid October 14, 2022

Craptionfigure 

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.

A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

Craptionfigure by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010

claction 

a hybrid for clit (clitoris) action

"I need claction now or my vagina will shrivel up!"

claction by bigbootiesRus April 10, 2008

craptioning 

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

craptioning by Danny Sax October 9, 2008