craptionary

A dictionary that contains only words that start with "crap"

Quick!!! check the craptionary for that work

by diana gibson July 22, 2004

cautionary whale

a young pregnant girl who serves as a warning to others her age

Jamie Lynn Spears is a cautionary whale for Miley Cyrus.

by Anna M January 12, 2009

Cracktionary

Another name for the Urban Dictionary.

My cracktionary is fun and informative.

I'm going to hit the cracktionary to find out about those sheilas.

Guy 1: Dude, what the fuck is mung?
Guy2: I don't know.
Guy1: Fuck it, hit the cracktionary.

by jolleyboy July 21, 2009

urban chastionary

A common phrase used after a user attempts to Add/Submit something legitimate or humorous on urban dictionary and is soullessly denied. Urban chastionary - designed to prevent the editors from publishing anything, keeping their anal retentiveness intact.

'Dude I just tried to publish a word on Urban dictionary but guess what? They've got that fucking urban chastionary belt on again :(. HOW WILL I EVER EDUCATE THE NATION OF BEANS AND CUMGUZZLING BITCHES'

by Baxtermandem December 3, 2013

cautionary pad

A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you

I can't have sex today I need to wear my cautionary pad

by sjcwefcjvneaonvea May 19, 2015

cautionary tales of swords

The best thing from channel 101, go watch

Don't touch swords! -cautionary tales of swords

by TripFisk December 12, 2009

Cautionary Anus

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.

Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.

by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014