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cautionary whale 

a young pregnant girl who serves as a warning to others her age
Jamie Lynn Spears is a cautionary whale for Miley Cyrus.
cautionary whale by Anna M January 12, 2009

Cracktionary 

My cracktionary is fun and informative.

I'm going to hit the cracktionary to find out about those sheilas.

Guy 1: Dude, what the fuck is mung?
Guy2: I don't know.
Guy1: Fuck it, hit the cracktionary.
Cracktionary by jolleyboy July 21, 2009

urban chastionary

A common phrase used after a user attempts to Add/Submit something legitimate or humorous on urban dictionary and is soullessly denied. Urban chastionary - designed to prevent the editors from publishing anything, keeping their anal retentiveness intact.
'Dude I just tried to publish a word on Urban dictionary but guess what? They've got that fucking urban chastionary belt on again :(. HOW WILL I EVER EDUCATE THE NATION OF BEANS AND CUMGUZZLING BITCHES'
urban chastionary by Baxtermandem December 3, 2013

cautionary pad 

A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you
I can't have sex today I need to wear my cautionary pad

cautionary tales of swords 

Don't touch swords! -cautionary tales of swords

Cautionary Anus 

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.
Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
Cautionary Anus by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014