Craptioneer Share definition Flag Someone who pretends to be a big auctioneer usually on craigslist but only sells really crappy old tools and other people's junk. Man, I'm tired of all the craptioneer's on craigslist today. Craptioneer by XpostFacto April 26, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Craptioneer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch