Craiction 

Portmanteau of the words 'craic' and 'action'. Not to be confused with the word 'craction'.

Craiction can be used to describe activities or events associated with having a good time. Such good times may include consumption of alcoholic beverages, dancing to music, having sexual intercourse, or any number of other debaucherous ongoings.

John: Dude, some craiction is much-needed tonight.

Bob: Yep, I'm feeling that.

John: So what's the plan?

Bob: Start in the Goose, head to the Bull and hook up with some others, then get into Schpunk at the Wedge for about midnight?

John: Schweeeeeeeeeeeet...

Craiction by Mr. Duffy April 22, 2011

Craptionfigure 

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.

A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

Craptionfigure by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010

claction 

a hybrid for clit (clitoris) action

"I need claction now or my vagina will shrivel up!"

claction by bigbootiesRus April 10, 2008

craptioning 

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

craptioning by Danny Sax October 9, 2008

Cracktion

1.Girl bending over + lowrise pants = Cracktion

2. Ass crack peaking out of the pants.

"Dude, did you see when that girl bent down, that was some major cracktion!"

Cracktion by B Diddy. June 24, 2005

Chictionary 

A girl who gives guys advice on what girls like, particularly to help them with relationship problems.

Guy 1: Dude, Rachael just told me exactly how I can win Rebecca back!
Guy 2: Yeah man, Rachael's a total Chictionary.

Chictionary by Monkey-Turtle April 17, 2009

cridiction

combination of criticism and prediction

I didn't appreciate your cridiction about my future.

cridiction by thuggy2 October 23, 2011