Crackstache

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.
Man you need to wax that crackstache.
by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014
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crackstache

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.
Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.
by Sajek January 12, 2008
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