Crackstache 

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.

Man you need to wax that crackstache.

Crackstache by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014

crackstache 

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.

Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.

crackstache by Sajek January 12, 2008

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) 

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

chickstache 

Off putting upper lip hair on a female, generally used with otherwise attrative females since who cares if they're ugly anyway.

"Dude, she's pretty hot except she's kind of got a chickstache."

chickstache by Nayrb July 28, 2008

cracksmacker 

another word for doof, idiot or anything else annoying.

Jordan Selwyn just whacked his head, what a cracksmacker!

cracksmacker by j-diz January 6, 2008

Crackstack 

A tall high-rise building usually found in a project or ghetto where you can easily find drugs, especially crack.

A friend of mind was shot during a drive by when he was leaving the crackstack in which he lived.

Crackstack by Fedboy January 18, 2005

cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

cockstache by Anonymous September 10, 2003