crackstacio

A "crackstacio" refers to a pistachio in-shell and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open -- to the easiest levels(one random out-of-shell) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. Other products can be pistachio-flavored or have (shelled) pistachios in them because getting them out of the shell is almost a mini game with yourself.

I'm reading Mystic River again with wine and crackstacios.

by tst808 February 6, 2017

Crackstack

A tall high-rise building usually found in a project or ghetto where you can easily find drugs, especially crack.

A friend of mind was shot during a drive by when he was leaving the crackstack in which he lived.

by Fedboy January 18, 2005

Crackstache

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.

Man you need to wax that crackstache.

by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014

crackstache

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.

Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.

by Sajek January 12, 2008