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crackstacio 

A "crackstacio" refers to a pistachio in-shell and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open -- to the easiest levels(one random out-of-shell) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. Other products can be pistachio-flavored or have (shelled) pistachios in them because getting them out of the shell is almost a mini game with yourself.
I'm reading Mystic River again with wine and crackstacios.
crackstacio by tst808 February 6, 2017
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Crackstack 

A tall high-rise building usually found in a project or ghetto where you can easily find drugs, especially crack.
A friend of mind was shot during a drive by when he was leaving the crackstack in which he lived.
Crackstack by Fedboy January 18, 2005
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Crackstache 

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.
Man you need to wax that crackstache.
Crackstache by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014

crackstache 

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.
Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.
crackstache by Sajek January 12, 2008