Skip to main content

crackstacio 

A "crackstacio" refers to a pistachio in-shell and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open -- to the easiest levels(one random out-of-shell) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. Other products can be pistachio-flavored or have (shelled) pistachios in them because getting them out of the shell is almost a mini game with yourself.
I'm reading Mystic River again with wine and crackstacios.
crackstacio by tst808 February 6, 2017
crackstacio mug front
Get the crackstacio mug.
See more merch

Crackstack 

A tall high-rise building usually found in a project or ghetto where you can easily find drugs, especially crack.
A friend of mind was shot during a drive by when he was leaving the crackstack in which he lived.
Crackstack by Fedboy January 18, 2005
Related Words

Crackstache 

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.
Man you need to wax that crackstache.
Crackstache by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014

crackstache 

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.
Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.
crackstache by Sajek January 12, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026