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Crackfuck is the joining of Crackhead with fucktard, producing "Crackfuck." It is popular because of the alliteration of the hard k sound in Cra, ack, uck.
1. Avril Lavigne is a crackfuck.
crackfuck by JIMMEH May 15, 2003
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I define a crackfuck as a crackhead that sleeps with your husband.
While Alexia and Jon were working out their marriage difficulty, the local crackfuck, Crystal, tried stealing him by screwing him.
crackfuck by Alexia January 31, 2005
sean: "yo you alright man?"
kyle: "lololololol"
sean: "oh hes crackfucked"
Crackfuck by t8sty-salad December 24, 2008

Crackback 

When a melted puddle of crystal meth in the heated pipe cools down, returning to a solid state.
"Once the crystallized methamphetamine cools after being heated in/on a pipe/foil; it will crackback into a solid state of matter."
Crackback by LSDingo March 30, 2017

crabknuckle 

When you wiggle your fingers to stimulate a woman’s vagina area but keep all of your fingers bent as tight as possible.
The date was going well, but after I started crabknuckling her, it started going really great!

My wife really likes it when I crabknuckle her in the morning.
crabknuckle by jacktoothedmarlin March 15, 2019

Crackfic 

A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'


"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
Crackfic by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009

crackrockicle 

Something that is totally wacky and idiotic as if on crack rock cocaine.
If someone does something really stupid or if something turns out to be bizarre, another person might say "That's crackrockicle!"
crackrockicle by E. Murphy June 25, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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