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I define a crackfuck as a crackhead that sleeps with your husband.
While Alexia and Jon were working out their marriage difficulty, the local crackfuck, Crystal, tried stealing him by screwing him.
crackfuck by Alexia January 31, 2005
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sean: "yo you alright man?"
kyle: "lololololol"
sean: "oh hes crackfucked"
Crackfuck by t8sty-salad December 24, 2008

Crackback 

When a melted puddle of crystal meth in the heated pipe cools down, returning to a solid state.
"Once the crystallized methamphetamine cools after being heated in/on a pipe/foil; it will crackback into a solid state of matter."
Crackback by LSDingo March 30, 2017

crabknuckle 

When you wiggle your fingers to stimulate a woman’s vagina area but keep all of your fingers bent as tight as possible.
The date was going well, but after I started crabknuckling her, it started going really great!

My wife really likes it when I crabknuckle her in the morning.

Crackfic 

A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
Crackfic by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009

crackrockicle 

Something that is totally wacky and idiotic as if on crack rock cocaine.
If someone does something really stupid or if something turns out to be bizarre, another person might say "That's crackrockicle!"
crackrockicle by E. Murphy June 25, 2008