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crackfest 

when you cant stop cracking up with someone else
hahahahahhahahahah
hahahHAHHAHAHhahahahhahahaAHHA
hahahahhahahaha omg were having a crackfest!!!
crackfest by monpri July 14, 2010
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crackbeast 

(NOUN: "crackbeast," henceforth abbreviated as "c.")

1) A crack addict; or, more loosely, one who consumes excessive quantities of drugs of any kind. (e.g., Amy Winehouse).
2) A particularly strange or eccentric person (not necessarily a drug abuser; e.g., Howard Hughes).
3) One who is freakishly talented; often a prodigy (e.g. Franz Liszt).
4) An animal whose appearance is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., most reptiles).
5) Any bizarre fictional character/creature which is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., any character but Alice in Alice in Wonderland).

(VERB: "to c.")

1) To go on a drug binge.
2) To consume anything (in general) in a particularly voracious manner.
3) To behave in an especially intense, eccentric or depraved manner.
4) To do something particularly quickly, yet very effectively and completely.

(ADJECTIVE: "c." "c. -ful" "c. -ly" or "c. -y")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above NOUN forms.

(ADVERB: "c. -fully" or "c. -ily")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above VERB or ADJECTIVAL forms (NOTE: The latter of these two categories would be far too "c.fully c.ly" to actually hear spoken, so don't worry about having to negotiate the meaning of this adverbial form of c. modifying its own adjectival form, or qualities pertaining thereto, EVER AGAIN!!!)
***EXAMPLES OF USE***

(As a NOUN:)

{Liz:} Hahah, what if cigarettes weren't meant to be smoked, and instead they were just packaged in those little paper cylinders because that's exactly the amount you'd need to break open and completely fill both ears with tobacco!!

{Zak:} OH my GOD....YOU'RE a CRACKBEAST!

(As a VERB:)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a fictionalized account of Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar la Costa crackbeasting around town for a weekend in Sin City.

(As both an ADJECTIVE and an ADVERB:)

Allen was absolutely shocked--but nonetheless quite crackbeastfully aroused--to discover that his date's apartment was decorated entirely with explicitly phallic art. His own cock sprang to attention, and the two men fell to a crackbeastly fit of fucking right there in the foyer, as per Bill's design...
crackbeast by finkels January 1, 2012

crackistan 

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.
be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.
crackistan by sambarnes March 2, 2008

Crackertosis 

A black person who wants to impress his/hers oppressor by any means

Will go against their own race but quick to listen to what white people have to say about the Black race.

And will trust the information from white people rather than his/her own people.
“He’s a wearing a M.A.G.A hat & he’s black oh my he’s got Crackertosis”

“She’s got a straight hair weave, pink nails and blue contacts she’s suffering from crackertosis”

cracklette 

A very racist slur.
You can use it for any race ranging from: white, mexican, black, and asian.
If someone is a pure-bred by chance you can't call them a "cracklette."
This is a word made up for world peace because any race can say it at anytime
This word was founded in COD Modern Warfare.
You're a fucking a cracklette!
cracklette by Serf Sim December 12, 2020

Cockfestation 

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.
an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).
Cockfestation by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009
(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
cluckfest by Decguy1 December 30, 2011
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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