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(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
cluckfest by Decguy1 December 30, 2011
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Cockfestation 

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.
an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).
Cockfestation by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009
An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.
Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.
Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009

cockfest 

A huge party where only males(cocks) are involved in. An all males party.
We had one hell of a cockfest last night!
cockfest by Anthony Vu September 15, 2003

chickfest 

opposite of brodown. Meaning a girl's night out, or a time when girls get together just to hang.
"Let's have a chickfest tonight...wanna come?"
chickfest by Feri July 12, 2006

clickfest 

A monotonous small computer game where you need to click with your mouse repeatedly.
Man, game was just a clickfest, don't bother trying it.
clickfest by Tomi T July 20, 2008

crackfest 

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hahahahhahahaha omg were having a crackfest!!!
crackfest by monpri July 14, 2010