(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"
Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
by Decguy1 December 30, 2011
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an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).
by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009
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Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.
Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.
Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.
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