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Pronounced cR(roll it)-ah-k-é

A spanglish cambo of words to emphasize the dramatic use of the word crack.
Ex:

1.)That fool hooped that bindle straight to the cracké!
2.) Dont take everything i say to the cracké homie. Im not serious.
(Dont get but hurt)
3.) Dayum fool id like to get in her cracké and see what shes workin with! Lol
4.) That vato been smokin sum cracké if he thinks im going to walk away without a fight!
cracké by Bemad1973 December 11, 2019
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Cracké is on YT.
Cracké by pumby_rhino October 21, 2023

cracké con leche 

n. a café con leche that is as addictive as crack. See, crackberry.
Jon: I'm on my way to Giralda's, does anyone else want a cracké con leche?

Jane: (shaking) Please. Splenda en el bolso.

Howie: I really think they put something in those-- get me one, too.
cracké con leche by J Robinson October 2, 2006

Strauss Crack

When the thigh on tight jeans gives out resulting in a material tear that exposes ones inner thigh. This generally occurs during wear in public places, although domestic occurrences have also been noted. Experiences are often distressing for the individual involved, commonly leading to embarrassment, anger, frustration, and, ultimately brand boycott.
Strauss Crack 1: OMG, that chick is showing a serious "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.

Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!

Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.

tough crack to nut 

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with
“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

BooHoo Cracker

A joking insult when someone makes excuses for their defeat
Dream : “ get out of here with those excuses... lose fair and square, boohoo cracker. ,,
BooHoo Cracker by Bloomski August 15, 2020

cracker jack clothes 

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.
Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes