crabhand 

Crab hand also a Bob or bobby

Oi bobby you crabhanded fuck

crabhand by Cheese11111111 September 12, 2021

Crabhands 

Uncommon masturbation technique in which the masturbator either a) uses both hands in a crab-like manner (thumb is one aspect of pincer, remaining fingers are the other pincer) to induce pleasure by sliding up and down the shaft or b) uses one hand on the dickhead; prevalent in the Mormon community, where young men are left to their own devices on how to jerk it.

"Give me 10 minutes guys."

"Why bra? What's the deal?"

"My dong is beggin' for the crabhands." (Door Locks)

Crabhands by ColonelClusterfuck October 11, 2011

craphands 

When you eat so much burger king that your hands get huge and fat as shit

Cheff: Jelm, your hands are really fat.

Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.

craphands by chelm_star December 22, 2018

CraShanda 

CraShanda is known for always telling the truth. Also known as a Greek Queen. Modern day CraShanda's physically are extremely attractive with beautiful hair that varies, great bodies, the best personalities and to top it off an amazing cook. Every CraShanda you meet is a blessing in your life. Or they can be your worst nightmare if you not careful. Don't ever take her for granted because you will regret it, nor will you hear the end of it. She is the best thing that will ever happen to you. CraShanda's are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet but if you piss them off they WILL .. DEFINITELY FUCK YOU UP AND/OR CURSED YOU OUT. These QUEEN are true to there word and as real as it gets. Nobody is perfect but CRASHANDA'S like to get it as much to perfection.
CraShanda's are very giving and caring and will give you the clothes off her back. But one thing you don't want to do is take their kindness for weakness. You'll never get the same treatment again.

Did y'all see CraShanda today, She's like an snack.

CraShanda by anonymous November 21, 2021

crabsandals 

a term used to describe something that can be considered redundant.

person 1: “Yo, i just bought a new Wii U!”
person2: “It’s 2023. You bought a pair of crabsandals.”

crabsandals by sinbiotic_ August 11, 2023