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1. (n) - a state of being in which one obtains neither education nor employment, opting rather to watch "7th Heaven"
2. (v) the unauthorized pilfering of goods, typically foodstuffs, beer, or cigarettes
1. He's living la vida crapdogg.
2. Hey! You crapdogged my last beer!
crapdogg by hash poop May 16, 2003

Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis. 

A behavioural anomally known to exist in Costa Rica. When a human is sober, they can touch the local dogs with ease, while crabs will run away as fast as they can. When the same human is under the influence of alcohol, dogs run away almost instantly while the human can reach down and touch crabs with ease.
I tried touching the crabs on the beach, but it didn't work until I was drunk because of the Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hyphothesis.
To reveal the ending of a cinematic work to persons who have not seen said film.
You totally crapdogged that movie when you told me Bjork got hung at the end.
crapdogg by kdogg May 18, 2003

Crablogger 

The Crablogger is a machine featured on the Thunderbirds episode "Path Of Destruction". It was developed by a man called Jim Lucas. Its purpose is to cut down trees and process the wood pulp.
Crablogger is f***ing awesome!
Crablogger by Irish_Mike October 21, 2008
Large creature possesing no resemblence to a crab. 16 mouths, and is clinicly insane. Avoid at all costs.
If you were to come across Crabdor......hmmmmmmm...........::thinks:::
Crabdor by Dexter November 19, 2004
One who is exceptionally well at being bad at things
Elinas is good at being a crandog.
crandog by Tarkus96 January 5, 2018