crandog

One who is exceptionally well at being bad at things

Elinas is good at being a crandog.

by Tarkus96 January 5, 2018

Candog

Usually a girl, who is loud and honks, has a passion for two year old stuff and lives everyday life as a "dog". They have an interest in either sex and will fart and burp when she can with her fanny pack open 24/7

"CANDOG! show us ya tits!"

by beechy February 1, 2008

crapdogg

1. (n) - a state of being in which one obtains neither education nor employment, opting rather to watch "7th Heaven"
2. (v) the unauthorized pilfering of goods, typically foodstuffs, beer, or cigarettes

1. He's living la vida crapdogg.
2. Hey! You crapdogged my last beer!

by hash poop May 16, 2003

Crandon

A two men that are ship together by the loving, hilarious, friend who are meant to be. An OTP as those fangirls call them. May they forever be married happily

Crandon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHIP IT
OMG IS THAT CRANDON?

by BILLYISLOVEBILLYISLIFE April 23, 2016

crandom

1. The combination for the words "crazy" and "random" that describes things that you find that you didn't even know that you had

Hey whats in this bag? I don't know, just a bunch of crandom stuff I guess.

by Honda12Champ August 4, 2007

crando

Crando refers to two different yet fitting concepts. The first being a kung fu move which is capable to execute upon the strike/A specific condition that crawls under your skin and gives you the worst case of the blahs you have ever had. Usually brought on by certain individuals who tend to blend into ones' life from time to time.

"Bruce Lee really held his own against the Shaolin Monk he fought in the last tournament he competed in before he moved to Oakland, CA." Well man, Bruce Lee can probably defreat anyone when he kicks down the crando condition upon his uponents. As water is fluid, the cracks will remain vulnerable."/"Timothy, Jan is extra crando today. She kept popping off about Jesus Christ and Christmas to our boss, who is completely Jewish. How could you send Merry Christmas cards to your office mates that say Merry Christmans. That's fuckin' crando." "True Knocking, ever heard of happy holidays. Cause I don't want a holiday in the sun bitch..."

by Timothy Stern August 5, 2007

crapdogg

To reveal the ending of a cinematic work to persons who have not seen said film.

You totally crapdogged that movie when you told me Bjork got hung at the end.

by kdogg May 18, 2003