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Chuckle Quietly To Myself.... as opposed to LOL, because let's face it, it's not very often that actually laugh at loud at something on the interwebs.
The last few FML's I read made me cqtm
CQTM by MothaCitysBoy September 19, 2009
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Chuckled Quietly To Myself

Like "LOL"....only more realistic
When the old lady slipped on the ice and broke her hip I CQTM.
CQTM by w8isgr8 February 2, 2007
CQTS=Chuckling Quietly To Self. Most texts do not warrant a response of LOL, being either it wasn't funny or it's not as funny as it seems. CQTS, on the other hand, is a more accurate text, being if a text is funny, the recipeint would merely chuckle, or simply smile.
Ashley- How was work babe?
Chad- Long. I'm so exhausted I could sleep for a century! LOL
Ashley- CQTS...
CQTS by Doyerfan909 February 24, 2010
Chuckling Softly To My Self. Generally used as a response to a humerous situation or communication via e-mail or instant messaging. Used especially in the office setting where LOL (Laughing out loud) would rarely be the actual or appropriate response.
A co-worker hears another co worker say something innocently funny like "do do" (doo doo) or "to to" (tutu) on the phone with a customer and shoots you a message saying "He just said doo doo." The appropriate response and reply could be "CSTMS"
cstms by Virgil Brazle October 14, 2008
chuckling quietly to self
no one actually laughs out loud when they type "LOL"

...don't lie, you CQTS...
CQTS by MRLoser January 25, 2010
"cqts" means "chuckles quietly to self". It is similar to "lol" but not everyone uses "lol" accordingly because people don't necessarily laugh out loud all the time. So the more accurate saying would be "cqts" in a conversation.
"Hey did you see him fall?"
"Yeah, cqts.."
cqts by anonymous1628 October 29, 2011