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Chuckled Quietly To Myself

Like "LOL"....only more realistic

When the old lady slipped on the ice and broke her hip I CQTM.
CQTM by w8isgr8 February 2, 2007
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Who really laughs while texting or IMing?

Chuckled Quietly to Myself.
Jan: Emma said she could beat me up.

Linda: cqtm.
cqtm by McNizzle93 January 25, 2009
Chuckling Quietly To Myself
Used in lieu of LOL in E-communications, as that seems just a little insane when you're alone. It also connotates mild amusement, derision, irony or "I told you so".
I read your post that you're dating Sue again, I knew you'd go back with her. CQTM
CQTM by Triplettt August 21, 2010
acronym for 'chuckle quietly to myself' used in teh intarwebz.
Dude: That pun was mildly amusing.
Me: Yeah, it made me cqtms.
cqtms by twokuhl4sk3wl December 20, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026