"Cool Guy Kai" or "CoolGuyKai" is a term coined by the LGBTQ+ community that refers to a specific dynamic in polyamorous relationships used to identify any adult straight person that pretends to be bisexual so they can lure teenagers in a relationship with them with the goal said teenagers also have sexual intercourse with their adult partner, who is an ephebophile. It is a term created to condense predatory behavior towards minors within the LGBTQ+ community.
"Don't be such a Cool Guy Kai. She just turned 18. We should date someone older."
"Why would we have a threesome? I don't like women like that. Besides, they are underage. I'm not a Cool Guy Kai."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.