cozolitius 

A person that has a strong interest in below age of consent people, mainly children.

Person: Hey do you like children?
Cozol: Yes I do!
Person: You have cozolitius.

cozolitius by qzip January 20, 2024

cozolitius 

A person that has an interest in below age of consent people, mainly little kids.

Person: Hey do you have cozolitius?
Cozol: Yes! I love kids!

cozolitius by qzip January 20, 2024

Coolitus 

The need to post your retarded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it's funny when it makes no sense at all. The insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting shit definitions of made up words.

Douchebag: yeah lolroflmao I totally just posted shitassdicknipple in urban dictionary!! It means i like peaches :)

Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.

Coolitus by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011