cozits

Pimples that have developed on a persons face during the COVID-19 pandemic. This is due to lengthy periods of wearing a mask.

I look like I’m going through puberty again, but I know why I’m breaking out. I’ve been wearing a mask 60 hours a week, I got them cozits.

by Sundialist93 September 13, 2020

coitsian

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).

When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.

by olive man April 13, 2015

Scrotum cozies

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!

Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

cozies

any opiate based medications prescribed for pain that makes you feel warm and content.

My buddy, Doug, called me today sounding very sentimental and relaxed. It turns out he had just been to the dentist and ol’ boy gave him a ‘script for twenty cozies with one refill.

by Ace Fantagious May 25, 2021

Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.

I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.

by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010

cozies

A another word for comfy clothes, lounge wear or pajamas.

David came home from work, got into his cozies and opened a bottle of wine.

by Quade July 27, 2008

cozies

When you use your significant others pubes as mittens to keep your hands warm.

The boy was alone on top of a snowy mountain and wished that he had his cozies his girlfriend made for him.

by sexwitlex January 5, 2015