cowpounded

The process of receiving poundage from behind and in particular from a cow.

"The old man shrieked when he felt a sudden f being cowpounded.

A smacking echo ensued when the old man was entered from behind by a fellow bovine creature. He had been cowpounded.

by cowabunga cowboy February 21, 2011

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.

1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

confounded

Used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. It literally means "confused" or "foiled". As slang, it is equivalent to "danged" or "darned". Used mostly in the southern U.S. and in Scotland.

Dagnabbit, where in the Sam Hill did you get that frickin' piece of crud? Get the confounded thing out of here!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

compounded blessings

Blessings that multiply and increase with the natural order of nature. (similar to compounded interest at a bank)

God has blessed me with compounded blessings. I have beautiful children and they have beautiful children, etc. I have a great job and from that job came other opportunities. I planted one rose bush and from there sprung other gorgeous plants.

by Anniebanni August 21, 2009

compoundence

A person so dense that their stupidity has compounded ages over.

Did you ever meet the new guy?, Yea! his compoundence knows no bounds!

by superjunaid February 23, 2017

compounded anime neural character exposure response

more commonly referred to its short name, "CANCER", this is the ability to be able to tell automatically which female character in the the anime is going to be "best girl". this is considered a sixth sense to some fans, while to others a superpower.

the compounded anime neural character exposure response takes anime fans by storm.

by 🥑🧀 September 17, 2018

Combounded

— vb
1. To join together as an alliance.
2. To form a bond; like a really weird friendship.
3. To meld two ideas or things together to form one.

"With our powers combounded we can defeat anything!"
"I combounded The Huntress and SuperGirl into one awesome superhero."
"I wish sleeping and playing video games were combounded."

by Shallot Fiend February 6, 2014