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cyber danger wank
Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.
Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
cyber danger wank by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020
dangerous pussy
dangerous pussy by Siredd November 11, 2017
Danger Yank
To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...
If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.
Danger Yank by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017
Our worlds are in danger
Optimus prime: OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!! To save them and the galaxy we must find the four Cyber Planet Keys before the Decepticons can use them for evil. It is our mission. Hot Shot! Jetfire! Vector Prime! Landmine! Scattorshot! Optimus Prime! Transform and roll out!
Our worlds are in danger by Ariel Aries May 23, 2021
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