cow pus

slang term for table milk

You kids want some cow pus on your cereal?

by Motorhead December 1, 2006

pus cow

a pus cow, is a person who is known as a buzz kill

mom- no energy drinks for you!
kid- mom you're such a pus cow

by angeltufts. March 14, 2009

cow pussy

Literal translation of the popular Chinese phrase 牛逼 (pronunciation: Niu Bi). Means "awesome" or "dope."

Dude, that film was so niubi (cow pussy) man.

by whatube February 12, 2018

cow pushing

The process of pushing a cow over while it is sleeping (standing up), this causes the cow to wake up when it hits the ground and give a hearty "Moo". The "Moo" can be delayed for about 6 secconds, depending on the reaction time of the cow.

I went cow pushing last night, yep sure did. Pushed Hafty right down the hill.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

cow pussy

The act of having your pants tightly snug around full fudge load, creating a protruding shape similar to a heifer's vagina.

Every time Grucker steps foot in an airplane he always has the best cow pussy.

by Ace Middlemist August 25, 2007

blow cow pussy

Boast

An act of talking with excessive pride and self-satisfaction

Tom: I won Jackpot last night.
Jack: Blow Cow Pussy!

by Winner2017 January 24, 2017

cow pasture pussy

The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.

I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy.

I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.

I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.

by Blu Finger April 6, 2008