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Someone who ignores all scientific evidence of a super viral disease rampaging our world
What he did not know was everyone else in his group thought he was a covidunce !
covidunce by Pinto girl May 28, 2021
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Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.
Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.
Covidience by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020

Covidumped 

When haven't seen the person that you are dating in over a month due to social distancing from Covid-19 but then realize you are likely getting dumped. Also see COVID-cuffed because I suppose opposite could work too.
When he hadn't been out in over 14 days, seen her in over three weeks and said he felt like he might be getting sick so should stay home, she realized she was being covidumped.
Covidumped by FiestyItalianGal March 28, 2020

Covidcer19 

Having Covid 19 and Cancer at the same time.
‘No don’t come any closer! I have Covidcer19!’
Covidcer19 by Redninja2204 July 2, 2020

condunce 

The act of taking difficult concepts and summarizing them in such a way that people who demand explanations but don't really want to take the time or effort to self-educate can grasp them.
I'm going to have to condunce this 18-month project into a two-sentence summary for the managers.
condunce by zoethe June 15, 2009
When a married couple decides to divorce after spending every single second together in the Covid19 quarantine.
Family lawyers are going to be busy as a rise in Covidorces happen.
Covidorce by Syl-Sam April 18, 2020

Covoidance 

The act of politely, but awkwardly, greeting someone from a minimum of 6 feet (1.8 meter) distance to avoid risk of contracting Covid 19 viral infection.
I was practicing covoidance this morning as I waved to my neighbor from the opposite end of the produce aisle.
Covoidance by Bettycat March 25, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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