covidunce

Someone who ignores all scientific evidence of a super viral disease rampaging our world

What he did not know was everyone else in his group thought he was a covidunce !

covidunce by Pinto girl May 28, 2021

Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.

Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.

Covidience by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020

Covidumped 

When haven't seen the person that you are dating in over a month due to social distancing from Covid-19 but then realize you are likely getting dumped. Also see COVID-cuffed because I suppose opposite could work too.

When he hadn't been out in over 14 days, seen her in over three weeks and said he felt like he might be getting sick so should stay home, she realized she was being covidumped.

Covidumped by FiestyItalianGal March 28, 2020

Covidcer19 

Having Covid 19 and Cancer at the same time.

‘No don’t come any closer! I have Covidcer19!’

Covidcer19 by Redninja2204 July 2, 2020

condunce 

The act of taking difficult concepts and summarizing them in such a way that people who demand explanations but don't really want to take the time or effort to self-educate can grasp them.

I'm going to have to condunce this 18-month project into a two-sentence summary for the managers.

condunce by zoethe June 15, 2009

Covidorce

When a married couple decides to divorce after spending every single second together in the Covid19 quarantine.

Family lawyers are going to be busy as a rise in Covidorces happen.

Covidorce by Syl-Sam April 18, 2020

Covoidance 

The act of politely, but awkwardly, greeting someone from a minimum of 6 feet (1.8 meter) distance to avoid risk of contracting Covid 19 viral infection.

I was practicing covoidance this morning as I waved to my neighbor from the opposite end of the produce aisle.

Covoidance by Bettycat March 25, 2020