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Confidunce 

Unwarranted confidence.
Check out that Dolly Parton wannabe. She's gotta have some serious confidunce to try and pull off that look.
Confidunce by the_proprietor April 20, 2011
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Confidunce 

Confidunce (n.)
/ˈkɒn.fɪ.dʌns/
A person who speaks with intense confidence about a subject they clearly don’t understand.
Synonyms: bullshitter, bluffer, talkspurt, assplainer, bloviate, pontificate
Antonyms: actual expert, humble human
Related Phrase: "Talking out of your ass"
You keep talking like you're an expert, but you sound like a confidunce
Confidunce by ChimeraBlack April 1, 2025

checkpoint confidence 

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.
"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."

Confidence Check 

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.
Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"

confidence 

having the ability to walk through a hallway full of people and not caring what they think.
Dang, Alexandra sure has confidence.💘
confidence by xx. -A. April 30, 2016

farting with confidence 

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).
"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

confidence 

The art of not giving a fuck.
*example of confidence*
I'm doing my best and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
confidence by Dubiks December 10, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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