Covoidance

The act of politely, but awkwardly, greeting someone from a minimum of 6 feet (1.8 meter) distance to avoid risk of contracting Covid 19 viral infection.

I was practicing covoidance this morning as I waved to my neighbor from the opposite end of the produce aisle.

by Bettycat March 25, 2020

Covidinced

The belief that covid is an American secret society's solution to our countries enevatable debt crisis. One last hail Mary before our economy crashes and we are forced to eat roticary family dog.

I am covidinced that Trump is a puppet and everyone who thinks he is actually calling the shots needs to go argue politics more in their local bar while blainty rebeling the practice of social distancing. While intoxicated of course.

by Shrewby July 22, 2020

Confidance

When you suddenly burst into dance after a rush of confidence while inebriated

I was drunk at the bar but this chick told me i looked good so i burst into my confidance

by StreetGoon January 24, 2015

COVIDance

When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

covidangerous

Participating in activities that are likely to cause exposure to Covid. Usually performed by covidiots.

I drove by the craft fair today but there were so many people there, I kept right on driving because it looked covidangerous.

by Epiwannabe August 5, 2020

covidence

When you think you’re immune from or above covid and act irresponsibly with no regard for others.

Man Bryce, (sarcastically) I really admire your covidence In throwing a party during this pandemic! You have so much self-covidence approaching that girl without a mask on bro!

by WakeyWai September 7, 2020