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countrying

Popular activity of rural youth which defines the act of driving on very low traffic gravel or dirt roads to pass time in the evening. It is common for those involved to be consuming alcohol while driving or riding - making the remote nature of the roads quite important to avoid police pursuit.
There is nothing much going on tonight, lets pick up a case of beer and go countrying.
by jafri July 28, 2009
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Countryism

A countryism, or country-ism, is similar to many figures of speech, but must only contain stereotypes or generalizations from western country culture.
Applejack: Yee-haw! Finally, I can buck like a five bit snake herder in an Appleloosa ranch house again!
Fluttershy: And you got your countryisms back too.
by ShelDawG April 6, 2015
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counting shoulders

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them
have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”
by kathryn money September 25, 2018
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counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
by Rusanova March 7, 2012
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Counting With Jerold

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by ismelltheindoorsnow November 12, 2020
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Countering

Verb : ( To Counter) in present progressive. To place ones partner on a counter and have hot steamy sex with said person
"Dude, I countered her last night"
Jimmy picked up sandy and brought her in the kitchen for a good countering.
by lollol777734 January 31, 2009
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counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.
"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."
by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017
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