count chodula 

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."

That kid is such a count chodula.

count chodula by kstrachdeuce September 13, 2007

count chocula 

a more badass vampire than edward cullen.

screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!

count chocula by sdbfdgsf January 5, 2010

Count Chocula  

BADASS
Awesome
Best cereal

You are such a Count Chocula

Count Chocula by Travis4 May 12, 2008

count chocula 

Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.

i love count chocula

count chocula by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

count chocula 

Another nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.

Ray Nagan is also known as Count Chocula.

count chocula by Midda Toups January 20, 2006

Count Chocula 

When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.

I Count Chocula-ed your Mom last night!

Count Chocula by Roger_RD_Scott January 14, 2010

Count Chocula 

Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.

That Count Chocula goes hard... as shell.

Count Chocula by real tik tok January 17, 2011