2 definitions by kstrachdeuce

1
That lazy chode that cuts across lanes of a parking lot, only to miss your car by a inch, because their schedule can't accomodate an extra second to be courteous to other drivers.
That dang constripulator almost hit my '81 Honda.
by kstrachdeuce September 03, 2007
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That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."
That kid is such a count chodula.
by kstrachdeuce September 03, 2007
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