cougsbian

An older woman who seeks and enjoys younger women; a cougar who seeks not young men but young bi or gay women.

Joe got turned down by that older chick who went home with Katie; must be a cougsbian.

by cougs n prey May 21, 2009

Cousband

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013

cousband

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.

That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.

by Mack57 September 1, 2008

clubsbian

A heterosexual girl who makes out with her heterosexual friends at the club for entertainment purposes only. This is usually done to gain VIP access or free drinks.

"Becky and Heather are making out for those geeks in the bachelor party, They are such clubsbians."

by lilslim April 29, 2005

cousband

one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time

My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.

by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009

cousbian

A cousin who partakes exclusively in lesbian relationships

My cousbian is definitely the woman in the relationship

by Gunzzzzz January 4, 2010

Cousband

The word used for the man in a marriage between two cousins.

After I married my first cousin the preacher said, "I now pronounce you cousband and wife."

by Ames_1 April 21, 2009