cougsbian
An older woman who seeks and enjoys younger women; a cougar who seeks not young men but young bi or gay women.
cougsbian by cougs n prey May 21, 2009
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Cousband
Cousband (CUZ-band):
A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.
They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.
Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.
A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.
They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.
Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.
Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"
You: "Ya, sure."
*One hour later, in car*
Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."
You: "Ya, sure."
*One hour later, in car*
Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."
Cousband by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013
clubsbian
A heterosexual girl who makes out with her heterosexual friends at the club for entertainment purposes only. This is usually done to gain VIP access or free drinks.
cousband
cousband by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009
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