1.When you marry a relative or are closely related. 2.When your family tree does not have that many limbs. 3.When you swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.
OMG their kids have three eyes, she must have married her cousbin.
Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.
I was off with my weedcousin last weekend... He introduced me to dabbing. And edibles. I still can't think clearly!
A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline
Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movieSpaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)