Cougaritis

(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.

I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.

by IrisKay March 23, 2008

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Cougaritis

A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.

After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.

by Hank Savage February 28, 2007

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cougarific

Adjective. Describing a woman, hottie or milf bursting with sexual energy and having the attributes of a cougar.

A woman that is a sexy beast, well practiced in art of seduction.

Adjective. Describing an objects attributes.

Mom, that tight t-shirt looks cougarific on you!
Those gold sandals are cougarific!

by Paul David November 20, 2007

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cougaristic

a characteristic of an older woman who PREYS on younger men and often described as a cougar

That woman has cougaristic qualities.

by Chica Chica Boom Boom February 20, 2009

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cougarita

A female of hispanic origin who is not married, above 35 years old, frequents clubs, gyms and other social hangouts to pick up younger men, usually for her sexual satisfaction.

That cougarita I met last night moved her body in ways I had never imagined existed.

by Dr.Kam June 22, 2008

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