(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.
I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.
by IrisKay March 22, 2008
A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.
After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.
by Hank Savage February 26, 2007
by facit May 28, 2009
The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.
by Hazard89 September 29, 2010
by Wsp1013 June 27, 2016
An older woman flirting with or having sex with a significantly younger man. Used as a verb.
What a cougar does to her victims.
What a cougar does to her victims.
by Sammylynn April 29, 2010
being schooled in the art of sexuality & things that are pleasing to a woman by a female at least 10 years older
by curioustiggy February 4, 2010