Cougariest

A cougar with the best looks of all cougars

Marissa is the cougariest cougar of them all

by onlythecoolestguyever March 14, 2012

Cougarist

a young man who is ONLY interested in banging older women.

Omg! Can you believe Clayton is banging your Mom Linda? She's so old! What a cougarist!

by DaMook Richman May 6, 2013

cougaristic

a characteristic of an older woman who PREYS on younger men and often described as a cougar

That woman has cougaristic qualities.

by Chica Chica Boom Boom February 20, 2009

cougarizationism

A social phenomenon where older women are accepted and encouraged to prowl for much younger men. There are certain social expectations by which the cougar must adhere to, certain norms, customs, and ideologies. Individuals must have skills and habits necessary to participate within their own society, a.e alimony, facelifts, and a cougar pack to name a few. The target must always be young men that are close to children's age and more than willing to participate in the game. The phenomenon is complete when the cub is snatched and taken back to her den.

There are selective bars where cougarizationism is on the menu.

by creative thinking November 10, 2009

Cougarism

The study and philosophy of all things concerning older women who prey on young verile men to fulfill their primal sexual desires (also known as a 'Cougar').

Bobby: You seem to know an awful lot about Cougars, Brent.

Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.

by Brent Davidson March 4, 2008

Cougarette

1. a woman, generally between 29-34, who prey on younger men ages 18-22.

2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.

( Two guys at the local college bar during homecoming)

guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?

guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!

guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!

by InternHustle August 28, 2009

countriest

People who hate people from other countries depending on where they are from. The often believe their country is the most superior and demean any other country in comparison to their own. They catagorize the people in the country as one huge stereotype and assume their personality and intelligence (usually assume negatively) based on where they are from.

These people are ignorant themselves for they make vague assumptions and refuse to accept people or things from other countries without actually knowing who or what they are.

Common countriest sayings...

"Americans are Rednecks."
"Italians are Greasy."
"British are snobs."
"Canadians are weak."
"(insert country)s are (insert stereotype)."

by Blakester December 6, 2006