Comparitis
Comparitis by Daderico February 7, 2021
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theory of comparative girls
When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
theory of comparative girls by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011
Related Words
Comparitis • Comparisis • comparition • Comparising • cooperitis • Cougaritis • chaparitis • comartist • Commartist • commatitis
copperitis
"did yuo see taht new movie taht camr out todat"
"seeing your message it looks like you are suffering from copperitis"
"seeing your message it looks like you are suffering from copperitis"
copperitis by gonzalo_kebab December 20, 2021
comparative property
n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.
Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
comparative property by Lomonte95 July 6, 2006
Comparative Differentiation
Something so smart, only an idiot would say it. Particulary used when comparing two things which seem to be of importance, but have no relative meaning in the grand scale life.
Bro, have you noted the comparative differentiation between J Cole and Jigga? One is okay and the other is alright.
Comparative Differentiation by Datruthbro December 6, 2016
ap comparative government and politics
"Use the comparative method to analyze and assess the diversity of political life, institutional alternatives, differences in processes and policy outcomes, and the impact of global political and economic changes." -From the college Board
ap comparative government and politics by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017
Cougaritis
(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.
I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.
Cougaritis by IrisKay March 23, 2008
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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