Comparitis

The disease of comparing yourself to others.

Kelly is so focused how other people are doing compared to her. She has comparitis

by Daderico February 7, 2021

theory of comparative girls

When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.

"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"

"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."

by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011

copperitis

a disease that makes it harder people to type correctly without making spelling mistakes

"did yuo see taht new movie taht camr out todat"

"seeing your message it looks like you are suffering from copperitis"

by gonzalo_kebab December 20, 2021

comparative property

n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.

Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

by Lomonte95 July 6, 2006

Comparative Differentiation

Something so smart, only an idiot would say it. Particulary used when comparing two things which seem to be of importance, but have no relative meaning in the grand scale life.

Bro, have you noted the comparative differentiation between J Cole and Jigga? One is okay and the other is alright.

by Datruthbro December 6, 2016

ap comparative government and politics

"Use the comparative method to analyze and assess the diversity of political life, institutional alternatives, differences in processes and policy outcomes, and the impact of global political and economic changes." -From the college Board

compare the different forms of government in ap comparative government and politics

by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017

Cougaritis

(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.

I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.

by IrisKay March 23, 2008