Cougarette 

1. a woman, generally between 29-34, who prey on younger men ages 18-22.

2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.

( Two guys at the local college bar during homecoming)

guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?

guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!

guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!

Cougarette by InternHustle August 28, 2009

Cougarette Cub 

Not yet old enough for a Cougarette, the Cougarette Cub is between 25-29, finding herself with a man 18-20, perhaps without knowing.

Girl: What??? Say that again.
Guy: Err ... I'm, uh really 20 actually.
Girl: *Gasp* ... that means I'm a Cougarette Cub now, fuck you!

Cougarette Cub by pahapoiss October 18, 2010

Human Cigarette Butt 

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.

Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

Human Cigarette Butt by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

going out for cigarettes by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Cigarette Abuse 

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.

"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray

Cigarette Abuse by JCY60! December 8, 2013

cigarette destructor 

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

cigarette destructor by Telephony February 21, 2013

Buying Cigarettes 

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

Buying Cigarettes by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018