Cougareat

The Mecca of fast food restaurants and caffeinated soft drinks at Brigham Young University (BYU). Due to it hiring only student workers and paying the lowest wages Provo, half of the restaurants never open and the other half open sporadically.

“Hey want to grab Taco Bell at the Cougareat?”
“Can’t, they could find enough freshmen to pay $8 an hour, so it’s closed this semester.”
“What about Wendy’s?”
“Okay, but they’re only open from 3-4 p.m.”

by Zoobie Tuesday September 14, 2021

cougaraptor

incredibly voracious cougar who will track her prey for months before finally wearing him down in order to drain his nutsacks

watch out Babs is on the prowl, she'll have her talons in your plums yet my lad, she's a real cougaraptor

by Flatus Maximus May 20, 2010

cougared

To be jumped, lured or hit on by a cougar.

- Hey, I just got cougared at the museum!
- Sweet!

by facit May 28, 2009

Cougarist

a young man who is ONLY interested in banging older women.

Omg! Can you believe Clayton is banging your Mom Linda? She's so old! What a cougarist!

by DaMook Richman May 6, 2013

Cougared

The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.

Lloyd: DAMMIT!!!

Andrew: What?

Lloyd: I got cougared again... =.=

Andrew: Oh teh noes D:

by Hazard89 October 1, 2010

cougarpalooza

n: a gathering of middle to late aged women, usually in a public/social setting, with the intent of putting out 'the vibe'

#1: Gonna' take a leak and get another Pabst, you need anything from the bar?
#2: Nah, I'm good. Just watch out for cougarpalooza over there. Wouldn't want you to stick your dick in those mashed potatoes
#1: Will do.

by fasterthanfast December 1, 2009

cougaristic

a characteristic of an older woman who PREYS on younger men and often described as a cougar

That woman has cougaristic qualities.

by Chica Chica Boom Boom February 20, 2009