When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.

Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???

couchlock by Pot-Head September 15, 2008

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couchlock

When one has smoked copious amounts of Marijuana and is unable to move from an absolute position of pure comfort.

I really wanted a cup of tea but had a severe case of couchlock

couchlock by BareTime November 21, 2016

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couchlock

When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.

"I smoked me some romulan last night and got a severe case of the couchlock"

couchlock by tony acuna's mom February 26, 2008

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couchlocked

Pats tense. see couchlock

Man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.

couchlocked by Skinny_ninja April 20, 2005

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couchlock

Experiencing the sensation of weighing over a gazillion tons. The physical forces required to move oneself under the effects of couchlock are astronomically inconceivable.

Hey dude! Let's go out and do something!

-Sorry man, I'm couchlocked. I'm not going ANYWHERE.

couchlock by Shiques July 23, 2014

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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