cotte

Cunt

You're a Cotte

by JamesySmithy April 19, 2018

Fil lé cotté

Fil lé Cotté is the number between 9 and 10. Fil lé cotté (fil la cot tee, also pronounced fil la cot tay) never appears in a number twice. There is no such thing as fil lé cotté-ty. Fil lé Cotté can be used with decimals (Fil le Cotte point 5), or fractions (Fil le Cotte and a half). The number symbol used to represent Fil le Cotte displays a short vertical line, stroked upwards, that curves around into a c, and curves up to the level of the first vertical line in a curl. A small horizontal line beneath the first vertical line, starting from the end of the vertical line, is added last, so that it does not intercept the curl. to show Fil le Cotte fingers, you hold a sign language 'Y' with your right hand, and hold against your five fingers-up left hand. Any number divided or multiplied by Fil le Cotte always equals Syntax Error. This is because a calculator and/or computer cannot behold the power of Fil le Cotte. This is why most calculators do not display the Fil le Cotte button.

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Fil lé Cotté, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Fil le Cotte-teen, Twenty. Twenty one, Twenty-two, Twenty-three, Twenty-four, Twenty-five, Twenty-six, Twenty-seven, Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, Twenty-Fil le Cotte, Thirty.

First few numbers Fil le Cotte appears in:
Fil le Cotte
Fil le Cotte-teen
Twenty-Fil le Cotte
Thirty-Fil le Cotte
Forty-Fil le Cotte
Fifty-Fil le Cotte
Sixty-Fil le Cotte
Seventy-Fil le Cotte
Eighty-Fil le Cotte
Ninety-Fil le Cotte
One hundred and Fil le Cotte
One hundred ten digits + Fil le Cotte, up to one hundred and ninety-fil le cotte
Two hundred digits +Fil le Cotte, up to two hundred and ninety-fil le cotte
Repeat until nine hundred and ninety fil le cotte
Fil le cotte hundred
Because fil le cotte may only appear in a number once, there is no fil le cotte in the ones digit place for the entire fil le cotte hundreds unit.
EX- Fil le Cotte hundred and twenty-nine goes straight to fil le cotte hundred and thirty.
After Fil le cotte hundred unit-
one thousand fil le cotte-nine thousand, nine hundred, ninety-fil le cotte.
Fil le Cotte thousand.
Same deal with the fil le cotte hundred unit, there is no fil le cotte thousand and fil le cotte hundred, twenty-fil le cotte, and so on..

by Fil lé Cotté November 7, 2009

Cattergies

Allergies, but pertaining only to cats.

Man. I love hanging out at Sam's, but ever since she got a cat, I can't. My cattergies are just acting up too much.

by B_jammin1499 June 3, 2020

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

by wichita December 2, 2007

Bowl Coater

When a bowel movement results in fecal matter covering the toilet's inner surfaces and bottom of the seat in their entirety. The action of the "Bowl Coater" results in the need for extra hygiene and a thorough toilet cleaning.

"I might not be back for some time...I sense this one's gonna be a Bowl Coater".

by MattKV July 1, 2008

contellectual

What I thoughtg Diana Ross was singing in "I'm Coming Out" Has become a mainstay in my vocabulary for no particular reason. I was a child and figured I would know what the word meant when I grew up.
Also see fantasvue

I'm coming out...I want the world to know, contellectual.

by fleetwoodbroughamdelegance October 26, 2004

Comteli

A comteli ( com tell e) is a unskilled person, and works poorly.

I hired a guy but he was just a comteli.

by Kill yourselves September 6, 2018