cotten
cotten by simmonsj077 February 10, 2009
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Cotten headed ninny muggings
Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :]
LMAO :]
Cotten headed ninny muggings by Jemmy Zombie Barton February 18, 2010
Cotten Mouth
when smoking excessive amounts of marijuana and your saliva looks like you have rabies, followed by symptoms such as the "lamb voice".
Cotten Mouth by Gabstaaaa & Kelso DHUE June 2, 2007
Cotten Mouth City
Dude do you have any soda, or tea, or water, or perhaps a damp rag i can suck on? I am in cotten mouth city and there is no way out!!!
Cotten Mouth City by BigBigTuna July 20, 2010
cotten cooch
The state-of-being of a vagina after wiping in the bathroom. This occurs when tissue residue is left on the vagina.
cotten cooch by Anonymous April 14, 2003
cotten eyed joe
cotten eyed joe by jacob beausoleil December 9, 2009
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