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fluffy white crop slaves hated to even look at i bet.
"go pick some cotten."

"everyone loves egyptian cotten sheets"

cotten by simmonsj077 February 10, 2009
Words you can keep
When your fucking friend can’t fucking spell cotton correctly 👍
Friend one: Yoo, is that a cotten shirt?

Friend two: What? No, it’s cotton.

Friend three: How did you hear their spelling error in real time
Cotten by Clude November 25, 2021

Cotten headed ninny muggings 

Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :]
OMG! your a freaking Cotten Headed Ninny Muggings!

Cotten Mouth 

when smoking excessive amounts of marijuana and your saliva looks like you have rabies, followed by symptoms such as the "lamb voice".

Cotten Mouth City 

The place where you arrive at after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana with nothing to drink.
Dude do you have any soda, or tea, or water, or perhaps a damp rag i can suck on? I am in cotten mouth city and there is no way out!!!
Cotten Mouth City by BigBigTuna July 20, 2010

cotten cooch

The state-of-being of a vagina after wiping in the bathroom. This occurs when tissue residue is left on the vagina.
Yeah, man, I went to eat her out and she had a case of cotten cooch!
cotten cooch by Anonymous April 14, 2003

cotten eyed joe 

filthey fucking hobo
earl you cotten eyed joe
cotten eyed joe by jacob beausoleil December 9, 2009
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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