cottee
A combination of coffee and tea. Equal parts coffee and tea mixed with hot water, cream, milk or sugar. Usually drunk by people who cannot decide between a choice of the above beverages.
cottee by bambooleaf August 9, 2009
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tony cottee
1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties
2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)
2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)
LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.
tony cottee by Brian Munich August 30, 2006
Cottlestone Pie
Cottleston Pie Definition:
It stands for Inner Nature.
The song from Winne the Pooh is explained in the book "The Tao of Pooh"
“A fly can’t bird, a bird can fly.” Very simple. Very obvious. And yet, you’d be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives. It means that we're all different individuals even though created equal.
“A fish can’t whistle and neither can I.” Coming from a wise mind, such a statement might mean, “I have certain limitations, and I know what they are.” Unfortunately, some people-who always seem to think they're smarter than fish and birds, somehow-aren't so wise, and end up causing big trouble for themselves and others.
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie"
All we have to do is recognize Inner Nature and work with things as they are- after all "You can't get very far if you don't know who you are"
It stands for Inner Nature.
The song from Winne the Pooh is explained in the book "The Tao of Pooh"
“A fly can’t bird, a bird can fly.” Very simple. Very obvious. And yet, you’d be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives. It means that we're all different individuals even though created equal.
“A fish can’t whistle and neither can I.” Coming from a wise mind, such a statement might mean, “I have certain limitations, and I know what they are.” Unfortunately, some people-who always seem to think they're smarter than fish and birds, somehow-aren't so wise, and end up causing big trouble for themselves and others.
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie"
All we have to do is recognize Inner Nature and work with things as they are- after all "You can't get very far if you don't know who you are"
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Inner Nature
-Cottleston Pie sounds better, said Pooh.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Things are as they are"
"Better...But it still doesn't rhyme" said Pooh.
Cottletone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone Pie.
(from "The Tao of Pooh")
Inner Nature
-Cottleston Pie sounds better, said Pooh.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Things are as they are"
"Better...But it still doesn't rhyme" said Pooh.
Cottletone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone Pie.
(from "The Tao of Pooh")
Cottlestone Pie by Effechi April 9, 2010
cottle
cottle by gay as aids May 18, 2009
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