Cattergies

Allergies, but pertaining only to cats.

Man. I love hanging out at Sam's, but ever since she got a cat, I can't. My cattergies are just acting up too much.

Cattergies by B_jammin1499 June 3, 2020

callergies

when you don't just have a cold or just have allergies. you've got both! an aggresive combination of both and a total bitch to get rid of.

As used in a simple dialogue,

"Paige, my nose is so itchy and I'm sneezing all day. The zyrtec and nyquil didn't work, so what's wrong with me?"
"Courtney, you have callergies!"

callergies by wanna_be_WebMD August 26, 2013

Catterie 

CIDDY CAT B AHHAHAHAH

"thas a cute ass catterie" "oww mf Catterie sctratched me tf" "dont touch da cat it outta come for you"

Catterie by timmyjuniorahaha November 29, 2018

caspergiest 

A hunting by a spirit or ghost , but in a positive way that helps you out you simp

I came home to a clean house, I live alone, it must've been a caspergiest.

caspergiest by Williamsblake April 7, 2021

catteristic 

when youve passed the point of autism where you meow at random points to break the silence.

"meow" in head ("fuck that was autistic as shit. i gotta be catteristic or sum aint no way that shit was at all mentally okay")

catteristic by queefgobbler420 December 10, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019