Crushationship

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You're not going out with him/her, but you do like them, and they like you too. Basically you act like you're in a relationship and get jealous when they talk to the opposite gender.

(In Kelly's head): Danny is so cute!! Aww we would look so cute together!!
Danny: Hey Kelly.
Kelly: OMGOMG ARHAERIHgshroihERK HI DANNY!
Danny: You cute. I'ma talk to Cindy.

Danny: Hey cindy, you hot.
Kelly: WTFFFF WE'RE IN A CRUSHATIONSHIP!! YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Danny: *just ignores* So yeah Cindy, Prom 201_?

Crushationship by In a crushationship October 8, 2011

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Crustation

ROYCE

Royce is a crustation

Crustation by Crustation22 February 20, 2018

Related Words

crustation • Crushationship • chriscation • Cornication • Corsication • COUPCATION • crusations • crustationship • cuscation • cyrusnation

Crustation

A crusty crab that’s known to smoke weed and drink white claw.

That crustation was shredding hard on the boardwalk today.

Crustation by Crustation of the Nation August 8, 2020

Vaginal Crustation

1)Small, fluffy creature attracted to the female repoductive gland. Once thre, it stays for a while.
2)A vaginal crust which can be peeled off for a smooth fuck or left on for a rough fuck

1)Look at this vaginal crustation! It turned up last night when I was dancing, and I can't seem to get rid of it!!
2)Will you help me peel off this Vaginal Crustation; Rich is coming over in a bit!

Vaginal Crustation by dan258 December 10, 2003

crustation

a little microscopic bugs that live in hair, skin and poo.

Look at that crustation in my hair

crustation by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005

Corsication

Corsication is another word for the spirit of Christmas in its fullest extent. If your sipping eggnog, opening presents, and listening to Christmas music that would be an excellent example of corsication.

As we walked through the mall that was selling an excessive amount of Christmas merchandise and blasting ebullient Christmas music, we were utterly immersed in corsication.

Corsication by Outofthepurplebox December 15, 2017

Cornication

When a female, (or male) proceeds to enduce sexual pleasure with an ear of corn

did you see that chick Cornicate her self... i have never seen someone so satisfied from Cornication

Cornication by Rockandrolljunkiie January 30, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026