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Crustation

A crusty crab that’s known to smoke weed and drink white claw.
That crustation was shredding hard on the boardwalk today.

crustation

a little microscopic bugs that live in hair, skin and poo.
Look at that crustation in my hair
crustation by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005

crustation

oh Em gee Susan look Debra she is SUCH a crustation
crustation by yodawggpasstheSaLt January 16, 2017

Crustation

When you havnt washed your knickers in a week and there all hard and crusty
Oh my god I’ve got a crustation in my knickers
Crustation by Kimi shim shim June 7, 2019

Vaginal Crustation 

1)Small, fluffy creature attracted to the female repoductive gland. Once thre, it stays for a while.
2)A vaginal crust which can be peeled off for a smooth fuck or left on for a rough fuck
1)Look at this vaginal crustation! It turned up last night when I was dancing, and I can't seem to get rid of it!!
2)Will you help me peel off this Vaginal Crustation; Rich is coming over in a bit!
Vaginal Crustation by dan258 December 10, 2003

Poo Crustation 

the poo that hangs on to your bum while going poo.
Last night while I was going poo I had a poo crustation stick to my bum
Poo Crustation by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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