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Crushationship 

You're not going out with him/her, but you do like them, and they like you too. Basically you act like you're in a relationship and get jealous when they talk to the opposite gender.
(In Kelly's head): Danny is so cute!! Aww we would look so cute together!!
Danny: Hey Kelly.
Kelly: OMGOMG ARHAERIHgshroihERK HI DANNY!
Danny: You cute. I'ma talk to Cindy.

Danny: Hey cindy, you hot.
Kelly: WTFFFF WE'RE IN A CRUSHATIONSHIP!! YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Danny: *just ignores* So yeah Cindy, Prom 201_?

Crustation

Royce is a crustation
Crustation by Crustation22 February 20, 2018

Crustation

A crusty crab that’s known to smoke weed and drink white claw.
That crustation was shredding hard on the boardwalk today.

Vaginal Crustation 

1)Small, fluffy creature attracted to the female repoductive gland. Once thre, it stays for a while.
2)A vaginal crust which can be peeled off for a smooth fuck or left on for a rough fuck
1)Look at this vaginal crustation! It turned up last night when I was dancing, and I can't seem to get rid of it!!
2)Will you help me peel off this Vaginal Crustation; Rich is coming over in a bit!
Vaginal Crustation by dan258 December 10, 2003

crustation

a little microscopic bugs that live in hair, skin and poo.
Look at that crustation in my hair
crustation by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005

Poo Crustation 

the poo that hangs on to your bum while going poo.
Last night while I was going poo I had a poo crustation stick to my bum
Poo Crustation by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005