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Corpolitical 

The obvious connexion between corporations and politicians and the ensuing corruption.
"The current corpolitical system in the US sodomizes everyone but those at the top."
Corpolitical by rizenb August 5, 2008

corporication 

Corporication, a combination of corporation and fornication, embodies the principle of being screwed by the corporations. Formed after the rise and fall of the Roman empire true..see history of corporations the concept of a corporation was that the incorporated company had all the rights of an individual, yet (surprisingly) none of the ACCOUNTABILITY! This is how the corporations can ruin the ground water, dam up all the rivers,destroy the climate, poison our food with chemicals, and wreck the forests of the world. Corporification has resulted in the human species being at serious risk for extinction. The founding principle of the ability of corporations to do this, is the belief that people (you) are sheepified and will not respond, like a frog in a beaker of water being slowly heated over a stove, you will sit, happy as long as you have your beer and pizza, and not bother worrying about the destruction of the world about you. Welcome to coporification!
Corporication. Long after the Alberta tar sands had been mined of their oil, long after the forests had been denuded and clearcut, the starving nation of Canada still did not understand the horrific corporication their country had received. far away, in warmer climes, the very rich sipped their fancy drinks in their villas on the beach and congratulated themselves on a job well done.
Meanwhile, forever altered, Canadians succumbed to the erratic climate, droughts and fierce winters. Starvation and disease from polluted water ran amok, Canada was declared unfit for human habitation in the year 2045
corporication by Vinter April 28, 2008

Corporatia 

The pathologic incubator that is modern corporate America.
And that's not all folks... Just a few quick months in Corporatia completely dessicated my soul!
Corporatia by Jacques Stocken Berrelle September 24, 2010

Corporatecasualsexophile 

1. A 9 to 5er who escapes the boredom of his cubby by having casual non-committal sex with many women, sometimes concurrently.
2. A Fortune 500 wannabe who uses his deft communication skills to cloud rather than clarify and avoids truth if it threatens his image.
3. A person with an MBA. Master bullshiting a-hole.
Marc is a corporatecasualsexophile.
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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