incubator

when you're in a friends car as you leave, you fart then close the door really quick. The fart incubates so the next time the car is opened it smells like shit. Works best in summer

"You asshole! You left an incubator in my car!"
"HAHHHAHAHAHA"

by Matt-Klang February 21, 2010

Incubator

A woman who carries a fetus for nine months and then bcomes a nonexisting parent and unmotherly.

Brandt was "Father of the Year" to their child while his incubator of a wife never even celebrated Mother's Day.

by Wild Bor September 19, 2012

Incubator

A woman that has children and doesn't care or support them.

That incubator doesn't pay child support.

by Don see nothing May 23, 2012

incubator

The act of placing your cold testicles into a womans warm vagina, and letting them toast to a desireable temperature. For the ultimate effect, a woman can queef the balls out of her snatch, giving the man the ultimate finish.

\\\"Yo I gave Catelyn the incubator last night. It was so warm in there.\\\"

\\\"Really, did she thaw your balls out\\\"

\\\" Yea! They were toasted. Plus she queefed them out!!!\\\"

by BOB\\\'s CLASS December 15, 2008

Incubator

This is an advanced sexual manuever that occurs when having intercourse with a female while she is positioned on her back with ass and legs up in the air. The male is standing during this encounter, but is hiding a secret....Just before ejaculating he pulls his dick out of her pussy, then the surprise....then he continues to pull his balls out of her ass, releasing all kinds of satisfaction!

I tried giving my girlfriend the incubator last night, but I couldn't get my nuts in her ass....

by Bigg Jimmy September 25, 2007

incubator

Used to grow nipples to a satasfacory size.

"I chopped off my nipple, put it in an incubator and grew it until it was 7"8."

by jakefer October 29, 2007

Incubator

Opposite of "sperm donor", an incubator is a semi-sentient hominid that has unprotected sexual relations with its partner and serves as host for the resulting conception. 9 months later the incubator's job is finished and it really should be separated from the offspring and released back into the wild, but in many cases it develops a form of psychosis which causes it to have an unhealthy trauma-bond with the offspring and turn viciously on the baby's father, leading to actions which result in the incubator being rewarded for its disgusting actions and given "child support", better known as "incubator tax".

Keith's ex Jenny is an incubator who just had his kid and then kept his kid from him.

by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023